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pahinjan dukhan khe taare Saeen-a jo naalo pukaare khiloon ain khilayoon .........Jai Jhulelal
 
pahinjan dukhan khe taare Saeen-a jo naalo pukaare khiloon ain khilayoon .........Jai Jhulelal
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==='''JOKE 1-''''''FLY HIGH'''Sindhi Airlines=== Captain: Hari Om, maa jahaaz jo captain Sadoromal tho galayan.Tawhan sabhin Sindhi bhavran khe 'Sindhi Airlines' tarfan aadar prannam,asanjo jahaaz Jari patka Nagapur kha Kubernagar Ahmedabad taeen hik klaak pandhran mintan mein pahuchando. Airhostess:Bhau-chha wathandav? Laxmandas: Chhola dabalah,sanna pakoda ain hikro coap suthi chai. Airhostes:Bhau tawhan JAHAAZ te aaya aahiyo,ULHASNAGAR JE GOL MAIDAN te na!!!
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=== JOKE 1- FLY HIGH ===
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Sindhi Airlines Captain: Hari Om, maa jahaaz jo captain Sadoromal tho galayan.Tawhan sabhin Sindhi bhavran khe 'Sindhi Airlines' tarfan aadar prannam,asanjo jahaaz Jari patka Nagapur kha Kubernagar Ahmedabad taeen hik klaak pandhran mintan mein pahuchando. Airhostess:Bhau-chha wathandav? Laxmandas: Chhola dabalah,sanna pakoda ain hikro coap suthi chai. Airhostes:Bhau tawhan JAHAAZ te aaya aahiyo,ULHASNAGAR JE GOL MAIDAN te na!
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===JOKE 2-AUTOGRAPH ===Sindhi pahinje naukar saanTu hin-a saal mehnat saan kam kayo athayee ,in-a kare 5000 jo bonus cheque tho ddiyaen ... agar ehe-hi kam kande ta bey saal hin-a mein signature bi kare chhadeendus.
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===JOKE 2-AUTOGRAPH ===  
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Sindhi pahinje naukar saanTu hin-a saal mehnat saan kam kayo athayee ,in-a kare 5000 jo bonus cheque tho ddiyaen ... agar ehe-hi kam kande ta bey saal hin-a mein signature bi kare chhadeendus.
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===JOKE 3-MURDER ===Hik-a aurat agwa thi wayi.Agwa karan waaran hun-a je mursa khe phone kayo ... "Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a jo khoon kare chhadeendaas". Mursu chup rahiyo....... Bey ddeenh vari phone aa yo " Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a khe wapas tuhinje ghar chhade vendaas". Mursu:- " Raqam chavo kamina dakaaye chho tho ? "
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===JOKE 3-MURDER ===  
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Hik-a aurat agwa thi wayi.Agwa karan waaran hun-a je mursa khe phone kayo ... "Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a jo khoon kare chhadeendaas". Mursu chup rahiyo....... Bey ddeenh vari phone aa yo " Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a khe wapas tuhinje ghar chhade vendaas". Mursu:- " Raqam chavo kamina dakaaye chho tho ? "
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===JOKE 4-PARTIALITY ===Hikro maarun Kumbh mele mein prarthna piyo kare ... "Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo .... Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo ....Hamesha bha-bha vichhirji venda aahin Kumbh mele mein ... kadahein ta pati-patni te bi try kayo ".
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===JOKE 4-PARTIALITY ===
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Hikro maarun Kumbh mele mein prarthna piyo kare ... "Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo .... Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo ....Hamesha bha-bha vichhirji venda aahin Kumbh mele mein ... kadahein ta pati-patni te bi try kayo ".
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===JOKE 5- MONEY "MATTERS" ===Sindhi pahinji girlfriend saan gaddu ghumi aayo ..... Peeu puchyaees : Ghana paisa kharch thiya ? Puttu : 250 Rs ! Peeu : 250 Rupeeeesss ? Puttu : Papa , hun-a vat hetra hi hua . Peeu : Jai Jhulelal . Hehehe
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===JOKE 5- MONEY "MATTERS" ===
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Sindhi pahinji girlfriend saan gaddu ghumi aayo ..... Peeu puchyaees : Ghana paisa kharch thiya ? Puttu : 250 Rs ! Peeu : 250 Rupeeeesss ? Puttu : Papa , hun-a vat hetra hi hua . Peeu : Jai Jhulelal . Hehehe
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===JOKE 6- SMART SINDHI === Sindhi doctor vat viyo ain chayaees : Ghar vanyan ji chha fees aahin ? Doctor : Rs.300 Sindhi : Haloon doctor ... Doctor pahinji motorcycle khayin . Sindhi ain doctor motorcycle te ghar pahunta ta doctor pucho ta mareez kithe aahe ? Sindhi : Mareez koi bi kone " Pagal " Taxi waro 500 Rs. ghure piyo ain tawanha 300 mein vathi aaya !
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===JOKE 6- SMART SINDHI ===  
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Sindhi doctor vat viyo ain chayaees : Ghar vanyan ji chha fees aahin ? Doctor : Rs.300 Sindhi : Haloon doctor ... Doctor pahinji motorcycle khayin . Sindhi ain doctor motorcycle te ghar pahunta ta doctor pucho ta mareez kithe aahe ? Sindhi : Mareez koi bi kone " Pagal " Taxi waro 500 Rs. ghure piyo ain tawanha 300 mein vathi aaya !
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