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Radha Narwani -artyradz
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'''JOKE 2-AUTOGRAPH'''
'''JOKE 2-AUTOGRAPH'''


Sindhi pahinje naukar saan :- Tu hin-a saal mehnat saan kam kayo athayee ,in-a kare 5000 jo bonus cheque tho ddiyaen ...
Sindhi pahinje naukar saan&nbsp;:- Tu hin-a saal mehnat saan kam kayo athayee ,in-a kare 5000 jo bonus cheque tho ddiyaen ... agar ehe-hi kam kande ta bey saal hin-a mein signature bi kare chhadeendus.
agar ehe-hi kam kande ta bey saal hin-a mein signature bi kare chhadeendus.


<br/>'''JOKE 3-MURDER'''


'''JOKE 3-MURDER'''
Hik-a aurat agwa thi wayi.Agwa karan waaran hun-a je mursa khe phone kayo ... "Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a jo khoon kare chhadeendaas". Mursu chup rahiyo....... Bey ddeenh vari phone aa


Hik-a aurat agwa thi wayi.Agwa karan waaran hun-a je mursa khe phone kayo ... "Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a jo khoon kare chhadeendaas".
yo " Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a khe wapas tuhinje ghar chhade vendaas". Mursu:- " Raqam chavo kamina dakaaye chho tho&nbsp;? "
Mursu chup rahiyo.......
Bey ddeenh vari phone aayo " Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a khe wapas tuhinje ghar chhade vendaas".
Mursu:- " Raqam chavo kamina dakaaye chho tho ? "


<br/>'''JOKE 4-PARTIALITY'''


'''JOKE 4-PARTIALITY'''
Hikro maarun Kumbh mele mein prarthna piyo kare ... "Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo .... Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo ....Hamesha bha-bha vichhirji venda aahin Kumbh mele mein ... kadahein ta pati-patni te bi try kayo ".
<div><br/>'''JOKE 5- MONEY "MATTERS"'''</div>
Sindhi pahinji girlfriend saan gaddu ghumi aayo ..... Peeu puchyaees&nbsp;: Ghana paisa kharch thiya&nbsp;? Puttu&nbsp;: 250 Rs&nbsp;! Peeu&nbsp;: 250 Rupeeeesss&nbsp;? Puttu&nbsp;: Papa , hun-a vat hetra hi hua . Peeu&nbsp;: Jai Jhulelal . Hehehe


Hikro maarun Kumbh mele mein prarthna piyo kare ...
<br/>'''JOKE 6- SMART SINDHI'''
"Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo .... Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo ....Hamesha bha-bha vichhirji venda aahin Kumbh mele mein ...
kadahein ta pati-patni te bi try kayo ".


 
Sindhi doctor vat viyo ain chayaees&nbsp;: Ghar vanyan ji chha fees aahin&nbsp;? Doctor&nbsp;: Rs.300 Sindhi&nbsp;: Haloon doctor ... Doctor pahinji motorcycle khayin . Sindhi ain doctor motorcycle te ghar pahunta ta doctor pucho ta mareez kithe aahe&nbsp;? Sindhi&nbsp;: Mareez koi bi kone " Pagal " Taxi waro 500 Rs. ghure piyo ain tawanha 300 mein vathi aaya&nbsp;!
'''JOKE 5- MONEY "MATTERS"'''
 
Sindhi pahinji girlfriend saan gaddu ghumi aayo .....
Peeu puchyaees : Ghana paisa kharch thiya ?
Puttu : 250 Rs !
Peeu : 250 Rupeeeesss ?
Puttu : Papa , hun-a vat hetra hi hua .
Peeu : Jai Jhulelal . Hehehe
 
 
'''JOKE 6- SMART SINDHI'''
 
Sindhi doctor vat viyo ain chayaees : Ghar vanyan ji chha fees  
aahin ?
Doctor : Rs.300
Sindhi : Haloon doctor ...
Doctor pahinji motorcycle khayin .
Sindhi ain doctor motorcycle te ghar pahunta ta doctor pucho
ta mareez kithe aahe ?
Sindhi : Mareez koi bi kone " Pagal " Taxi waro 500 Rs. ghure piyo  
ain tawanha 300 mein vathi aaya !
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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