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'''JOKE 2-AUTOGRAPH''' | '''JOKE 2-AUTOGRAPH''' | ||
− | Sindhi pahinje naukar saan :- Tu hin-a saal mehnat saan kam kayo athayee ,in-a kare 5000 jo bonus cheque tho ddiyaen ... | + | Sindhi pahinje naukar saan :- Tu hin-a saal mehnat saan kam kayo athayee ,in-a kare 5000 jo bonus cheque tho ddiyaen ... agar ehe-hi kam kande ta bey saal hin-a mein signature bi kare chhadeendus. |
− | agar ehe-hi kam kande ta bey saal hin-a mein signature bi kare chhadeendus. | ||
+ | <br/>'''JOKE 3-MURDER''' | ||
− | + | Hik-a aurat agwa thi wayi.Agwa karan waaran hun-a je mursa khe phone kayo ... "Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a jo khoon kare chhadeendaas". Mursu chup rahiyo....... Bey ddeenh vari phone aa | |
− | + | yo " Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a khe wapas tuhinje ghar chhade vendaas". Mursu:- " Raqam chavo kamina dakaaye chho tho ? " | |
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− | Mursu:- " Raqam chavo kamina dakaaye chho tho ? " | ||
+ | <br/>'''JOKE 4-PARTIALITY''' | ||
− | '''JOKE | + | Hikro maarun Kumbh mele mein prarthna piyo kare ... "Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo .... Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo ....Hamesha bha-bha vichhirji venda aahin Kumbh mele mein ... kadahein ta pati-patni te bi try kayo ". |
+ | <div><br/>'''JOKE 5- MONEY "MATTERS"'''</div> | ||
+ | Sindhi pahinji girlfriend saan gaddu ghumi aayo ..... Peeu puchyaees : Ghana paisa kharch thiya ? Puttu : 250 Rs ! Peeu : 250 Rupeeeesss ? Puttu : Papa , hun-a vat hetra hi hua . Peeu : Jai Jhulelal . Hehehe | ||
− | + | <br/>'''JOKE 6- SMART SINDHI''' | |
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− | + | Sindhi doctor vat viyo ain chayaees : Ghar vanyan ji chha fees aahin ? Doctor : Rs.300 Sindhi : Haloon doctor ... Doctor pahinji motorcycle khayin . Sindhi ain doctor motorcycle te ghar pahunta ta doctor pucho ta mareez kithe aahe ? Sindhi : Mareez koi bi kone " Pagal " Taxi waro 500 Rs. ghure piyo ain tawanha 300 mein vathi aaya ! | |
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− | Sindhi doctor vat viyo ain chayaees : Ghar vanyan ji chha fees | ||
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− | Doctor : Rs.300 | ||
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− | Doctor pahinji motorcycle khayin . | ||
− | Sindhi ain doctor motorcycle te ghar pahunta ta doctor pucho | ||
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− | Sindhi : Mareez koi bi kone " Pagal " Taxi waro 500 Rs. ghure piyo | ||
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Chavanda aahin ta khilarn sabhni kha suthi dava aahe , ta accho sabhai - pahinja gam visaare pahinjan dukhan khe taare Saeen-a jo naalo pukaare khiloon ain khilayoon .........Jai Jhulelal
JOKE 1- FLY HIGH
Sindhi Airlines:- Captain: Hari Om, maa jahaaz jo captain Sadoromal tho galayan.Tawhan sabhin Sindhi bhavran khe 'Sindhi Airlines' tarfan aadar prannam,asanjo jahaaz Jari patka Nagapur kha Kubernagar Ahmedabad taeen hik klaak pandhran mintan mein pahuchando. Airhostess:Bhau-chha wathandav? Laxmandas: Chhola dabalah,sanna pakoda ain hikro coap suthi chai. Airhostes:Bhau tawhan JAHAAZ te aaya aahiyo,ULHASNAGAR JE GOL MAIDAN te na!!!
JOKE 2-AUTOGRAPH
Sindhi pahinje naukar saan :- Tu hin-a saal mehnat saan kam kayo athayee ,in-a kare 5000 jo bonus cheque tho ddiyaen ... agar ehe-hi kam kande ta bey saal hin-a mein signature bi kare chhadeendus.
JOKE 3-MURDER
Hik-a aurat agwa thi wayi.Agwa karan waaran hun-a je mursa khe phone kayo ... "Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a jo khoon kare chhadeendaas". Mursu chup rahiyo....... Bey ddeenh vari phone aa
yo " Agar aju raat taaien raqam na dinaye, ta asaan tuhinji zaal-a khe wapas tuhinje ghar chhade vendaas". Mursu:- " Raqam chavo kamina dakaaye chho tho ? "
JOKE 4-PARTIALITY
Hikro maarun Kumbh mele mein prarthna piyo kare ... "Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo .... Hey Prabhu , nyay kayo ....Hamesha bha-bha vichhirji venda aahin Kumbh mele mein ... kadahein ta pati-patni te bi try kayo ".
JOKE 5- MONEY "MATTERS"
Sindhi pahinji girlfriend saan gaddu ghumi aayo ..... Peeu puchyaees : Ghana paisa kharch thiya ? Puttu : 250 Rs ! Peeu : 250 Rupeeeesss ? Puttu : Papa , hun-a vat hetra hi hua . Peeu : Jai Jhulelal . Hehehe
JOKE 6- SMART SINDHI
Sindhi doctor vat viyo ain chayaees : Ghar vanyan ji chha fees aahin ? Doctor : Rs.300 Sindhi : Haloon doctor ... Doctor pahinji motorcycle khayin . Sindhi ain doctor motorcycle te ghar pahunta ta doctor pucho ta mareez kithe aahe ? Sindhi : Mareez koi bi kone " Pagal " Taxi waro 500 Rs. ghure piyo ain tawanha 300 mein vathi aaya !